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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 23:50

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-J W Pepper

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

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